Posts tagged with "funny"

If Carlsberg made fight scenes... 2

Get ready for the awesomest fight scene in the entire universe. Young fight scenes want to be just like this when they grow up. This really is the stuff of dreams.

Bugs in the code 6

Thunderflies are horrible! I've got a load in my screens at the moment and they're driving me crazy. Does anybody have any tips for removing them or stopping them get in my screen in the future?

2012 Olympic logo debacle 4

Today saw the official launch of the 2012 Olympic branding. It's astounding in many ways and people are making themselves heard so that something can be done to fix it.

Schwing Internet 1

I've just seen this picture on 9rules and I've fought very hard to keep a straight face while posting it here. [image] I don't think I need to say anything else. I'll go back to giggling like a little girl.

Virgin supports piracy? 1

Firstly let me apologise for not posting in a little while. I've been pretty busy working as of late but I'll make sure I put into the site more regularly than I have recently. [image] The second apology is the title. I've taken the Digg's Apple-section tactic of "I can post any

Sony's PS3 site 4

I'd like to award the Crap Site of the Month award to Sony's sterling effort: their EU PS3 site. People that have read my previous rants against Sony might feel I have some form of vendetta against the

My worst knightmare 0

I've been meaning to mention this one for a while but I've only just found the strength to do so without exploding in a big ball of laughter. The nerds from past posts have been at it again — this time emulating the classic genius, that is Knightmare.

Possibly the cutest video ever 1

I'm sure there are others, and I've love you to link them in if you've found a contender but I think this is a good bet for the cutest video in the world.

When nerds go bad... again 8

I blogged about conventions a while ago but it seems the world of nerds is bigger than I thought — not even conventions are enough to satisfy their insatiable lust for high jinks and nosebleeds. Reading

The SCO Business Model 1

Anybody that has followed the exploits of SCO (the Utahrian software company) may notice one thing: for a company that doesn't release an awful lot, they spend a lot of time in court trying to sue the pants of somebody. Some might say (not me — I like my pants) that SCO make more lawsuits

Space Schlong 1

Having a glance at Becky's LJ (via John's) today, I saw a link to a report from the Guardian: Schoolyard penis seen from space. Their picture

Fancy a yellow snowcone? 4

The "Magic Cone" has to be way up there when it comes to disposable, laminated, card products to aid women with acute penis envy... Or no knees... Either way I find the Magic Cone disturbing... Here is the demonstration on how to use said magic cone:

When bloggers go too far 2

Update (28Dec06): I posted a thread on 9rules about this today -- some time after the link had been removed... I can't say it started smoothly, with the first post (eg mine) being annihilated after 10 minutes and the first reply becoming my post (and thoroughly confusing everyone).

Sol in 47 seconds 0

I've been watching a lot of Battlestar Galactica recently. I've always avoided it until now and I'm glad I did. Not because it's rubbish, by any accounts, but because leaving it until now has let me pummel through so much so fast. Good series have good cliffhangers and I'm not a patient man.

Introducing the PS... Erm... 360 4

More pie in the face of Sony again today; this time fired from Microsoft's infinite moneybags. [image] Believe it or not, that screenshot is from the GameSpot PS3 page. Almost brings a new meaning to "targeted adverts". =)

Aethiest vs Mormons 4

Australian film-maker John Safran is so fed up with Mormons ringing his doorbell early in the morning that he flies to Salt Lake City Utah and tries to convert Mormons to atheism. Needless to say, the locals were not pleased.

Early Learning Spam 0

Spam is just getting silly. [image] In what looks like an attempt to beat OCR detection, spam mailers are using systems that are used by CAPTCHAs to stop automated reading of characters. The problem with this approach to things is they're trying to get people to take their messages

How Sony Screwed Up 52

Over the course of this (sure to be epic) post, I'm going to look into all the cock-ups Sony has thrown at the fans in the last year as they awaited the Playstation 3. Let this serve as a reminder as to how these guys act and why you shouldn't fall for their marketing crap. It's ordered

Ballmer Hearts Developers 0

It's pretty clear from this one pep-talk what Steve Ballmer wants to keep him warm at night.

Lost: How To Introduce Characters 1

[image] A lot could be said for the plot twists in Lost and many would not chose the word "planned" to describe them. Over the last series + 4eps they've added a massive number of characters, most of which seem like they're in it to stay... That is until they're done for

Squished Squash 1

[image] Have you ever wondered what happens to a squash in the median stages of decay? Well here's your chance to find out. This poor fella was bought a couple of weeks ago and probably went off 1 week ago. As you might notice he's grown a small beard . If anyone knows of another

Dubugging Error 2

[image] I was rummaging through some of my old motherboard boxes earlier looking for a molex-to-SATA power cable or splitter. I won't bore you with the details, but when I opened one box and started looking through it I noticed these little things moving around. Has anyone got a clue what

Smells Like Orchestral Spirit 2

... although surprisingly, this doesn't stink. A pretty

LotR > Star Wars 1

It’s a strange point in a man's life when after watching episodes 1 through 3 of Star Wars that he thinks to himself that Lord of the Rings really is a better set of films. For someone that is also a registered Jedi Knight on the 2000-and-whatever-it-was census, it’s quite scary.

Cats Taking Over The Roads 1

[image] It seems the streets of Southampton are no longer safe after cats recently hijacked a scooter and took it on a joyride of chaos and destruction. Although there are no witnesses of the scooter being ridden by the ginger/white cat in question, local residents are

Chef Quits South Park 1

[image] Chef — 1997-2006. The ever popular character from South Park, Chef's real life counterpart, Isaac Hayes, has decided that he wants no more to do with the show due to the stance on religion that it was taking.

Happy Pi Day! 0

Pi Happy Pi day everyone!!! Written in the USA date format, March 14 is an unofficial celebration for Pi Day derived from the common three-digit approximation for the number π:

1973 British Rail Space Train 0

A patent from 1973 for a "controlled thermonuclear fusion reaction", UFO-like train has recently been uncovered and published on the BBC web site. The same article surfaced after some BBC Radio 2 research a

Star Wars 1978 Holiday Special 0

A holiday special broadcast in 1978 with all the stars and some extras. The video quality is appauling but watchable... The content is another matter though... Anyway if you like Star Wars, you might like this.

Chuck's Favourite Norris Facts 0

Quite a hilarious clip of Chuck Norris reading his favourite 10 facts about himself.

The First Rule Of Fight Club... 0

[image] ... is remember to beat the crap out of your bug-writing colleague before the time runs out. Some software developers in Silicon Valley have implemented possibly the best stress relief they could have. After the recent downtime on here and the subsequent

When Conventions Go Bad... Really Bad 0

As the author of the article, krautboy, agrees everyone (apart from those too imaginationally-stunted) likes Star Wars to some degree — but some people just like it that little bit too much. Here are my favourite 3 from the main

When Windows Met Ubuntu 3

I don't like be cruel to people but this experience of a friend of mine, seopher, installing — I should say "trying to install" — Ubuntu. I've personally never

10 Worst Gaming Controllers 2

There's a great IGN article on their top 10 worst game controllers. Its all very good but I think they missed one out that you just cant omit from a chart like this. [image] Possibly the most uncomfortable

UK Anti-Piracy "Virtually Impossible" due to GPL 0

I thought this looked a little ridiculous when I first read the article of the Times Online web site, but after reading their editorial by Gervase

Why the RAID5, God?! WHY!?! 1

My investment in RAID5 was well intentioned. Have a mammoth sized volume and redundancy if one of the disks fails. I thought I was in heaven and nobody or nothing could touch my unsinkable ship, the HMS Titanic. Well it turns out there was something that could breach the hull of my baby. The

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